When it comes to people, we guys at Partyman World Of Play only want love, dedication and heart (as well as good ham... (don't ask! Aaron just told us to put it in!)). To do this, our strategy is to recruit energetic, fun-loving sets of people that will achieve with the company and therefore be rewarded for doing so.

In terms of progress, right now we are the fastest growing children's indoor play centre in the UK. We want to be the best in the business in family entertainment centres, and we are always looking for something else to aspire to.

Because of the quality and quantity of applications we get, we are REALLY sorry but we cannot respond to those of you who do not follow our simple process as outlined below. We do hope you guys are understanding buy we are very buuuussssyyyy bees!

We're a team, well more like a family of energetic, committed, ambitious, hard-working people who have an undistorted and realistic view of the world. We work hard, but we ensure that everyone shares in the resulting awards, and we give people the opportunity to develop themselves to be a part of something they can always be proud of. But most importantly, we want people who inspire and deliver change around them. If this sounds like the sort of workplace you want to contribute to, then please read on!

How To Apply

We ask everyone to write us a letter to send in along with their full CV and a photo (not a passport), be ORIGINAL! It's a bit like an interview before the interview really! Please keep the letter to one page only, it should briefly cover the following five topics:

Your reasons for wanting to work at Partyman World Of Play, and the role in question - Why this job and why is this company right for you?

Tell us about a situation in your work or personal life where you took the initiative to make something happen. We love people who create change and leave things better than they find them.

Tell us about a problem you solved recently. What was the issue and what was your solution? We're looking for people who take on challenges and sort them out. Again, this could be from your work or personal life

What are you passionate about? Just so we get a better understanding of the real 'you'.

You should also send your most up to date photo (remember, NOT a passport! - something a bit mad!), making sure you put details of your previous work experience. Please add naughty, but legal hobbies if you wish!

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TELL US ABOUT YOUR QUALIFICATIONS! E.g. "I've got eighteen GCSE's in blah blah blah, a degree in physics and a doctorite on how the grass grows... BORING!

Tell us only about YOU. Qualifications don't bother us, passion and dedication does!

Once you're done, you can send your application via email by clicking here, or if you wan't be old fashioned, you can post us your CV with Postman Pat to the following address:

'PLZ SIR CAN I HAVE A JOB?'
Partyman World Of Play
Unit 14 Repton Close
Burnt Mills Industrial Estate
Basildon
Essex SS13 1LJ

We're really sorry, but because we want to give all of our attention to people who make an effort, we can't respond unless you take the time to write us a letter as outlined above.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, we hope to hear from you soon!