jokes are funny

  • What do you call sheep with no legs or head?

  • What does a Shark like to eat with peanut butter?

  • Why does the hummingbird hum?

  • What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and engine?

  • Why was the broom late?

  • Why did the M7M go to college?

  • How did the farmer mend his pants?

  • Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

  • What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?

  • Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

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